ill communication
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
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- Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
- Mum: He's black
- Me:
- Mum:
- Me:
- Mum:
- Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!
I WOULD WATCH THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS. GODDAMN.
THIS THE BEST THING EVER EVERYONE GO HOME
I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
Forever reblog
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one time i got hit in the head with a soda
luckily it was a soft drink
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my new obey snapback
Fydxgbygcbnhfxscfnmkhx same
oh my god
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